Soul Battery
"Your soul is at thirteen percent. Charge it… or else."
Download shortcut⏱ 35s setup
Open this page in Safari on an iPhone. The file goes straight into Shortcuts.
What happens
When their battery drops to 13%, a slow, low voice tells them their soul is running low.
Setup
- Open the download on their phone (or AirDrop it over) and tap Add Shortcut.
- Long-press it in Shortcuts → All Shortcuts → Rename and call it Battery Helper, so it doesn’t give itself away.
- Shortcuts → Automation → + → Battery Level, choose Falls Below and drag to 14%, select Run Immediately, tap Next and choose the shortcut.
- Run it once now and tap Always Allow on every prompt, or the prank fizzles on a permission dialog later.
Undo
Open Shortcuts → Automation, swipe left on the automation and tap Delete. Then delete the shortcut.