Calendar Confetti
Their birthday is every day this week, apparently.
Download shortcut⏱ 20s setup
Open this page in Safari on an iPhone. The file goes straight into Shortcuts.
What happens
Run once on their phone, it adds “🎂 Sam’s Birthday!!!” at 9 AM on each of the next seven days. Their calendar becomes a party they didn’t plan.
Setup
- Open the download on their phone (or AirDrop it over) and tap Add Shortcut.
- While importing, it asks for their first name. Fill it in before tapping Add Shortcut.
- Run it once on their phone and allow Calendar access. Done. You can delete the shortcut straight away.
Undo
Run the cleanup shortcut (download below). It deletes only what this prank created, matched by a shortcut-to-hell tag.