Snooze Tax
"Snooze detected. Tax collected."
Download shortcut⏱ 45s setup
Open this page in Safari on an iPhone. The file goes straight into Shortcuts.
What happens
Every snooze, a voice announces “Snooze detected. Tax collected.” and the flashlight switches on and stays on for the full nine minutes.
Setup
- Open the download on their phone (or AirDrop it over) and tap Add Shortcut.
- Long-press it in Shortcuts → All Shortcuts → Rename and call it Snooze Helper, so it doesn’t give itself away.
- Shortcuts → Automation → + → Alarm, choose Is Snoozed and Any Alarm, select Run Immediately, tap Next and choose the shortcut.
- Run it once now and tap Always Allow on every prompt, or the prank fizzles on a permission dialog later.
Undo
Open Shortcuts → Automation, swipe left on the automation and tap Delete. Then delete the shortcut. If the flashlight is still on, swipe into Control Center and turn it off.