Siri Sass
"Good morning." "Is it, though?"
Download shortcut⏱ 30s setup
Open this page in Safari on an iPhone. The file goes straight into Shortcuts.
What happens
They say “Hey Siri, good morning.” Siri replies “Is it, though?”, then reads the weather like a eulogy: Cloudy. 52 degrees. A high of 58. Somehow, you must go on.
Setup
- Open the download on their phone (or AirDrop it over) and tap Add Shortcut.
- Rename it to exactly Good Morning. The shortcut’s name is the Siri phrase.
- Run it once and allow Location (for the weather).
Undo
Delete the Good Morning shortcut.