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Am I Cooked? 333
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Am I Cooked?

Counts tomorrow's meetings and reminders, then delivers a verdict.

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Open this page in Safari on an iPhone. The file goes straight into Shortcuts.

What happens

It counts their meetings in the next 24 hours plus their upcoming reminders, then rules on how cooked they are. Barely warm, medium rare, well done, or FULLY COOKED.

Setup

  1. Send them the link.
  2. It works best as a Siri phrase: β€œHey Siri, am I cooked?”
  3. First run asks for Calendar and Reminders access. Nothing leaves the phone.

Undo

Nothing persistent. Delete the shortcut.